The story of "US"

I used to think one day we'd tell the story of us
How we met and the sparks flew instantly
People would say they're the lucky ones

I used to know my spot was next to you
Now I'm searching the room for an empty seat
'Cause lately I don't even know what page you're on

Oh, a simple complication
Miscommunications lead to fallout
So many things that I wish you knew
So many walls up, I can't break through

Now I'm standing alone in a crowded room
And we're not speaking
And I'm dying to know, is it killing you
Like it's killing me

I don't know what to say since a twist of fate
When it all broke down
And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now

Next chapter

How'd we end up this way?
See me nervously pulling at my clothes and trying to look busy
And you're doing your best to avoid me

I'm starting to think one day I'll tell the story of us
How I was losing my mind when I saw you here
But you held your pride like you should have held me

Oh I'm scared to see the ending
Why are we pretending this is nothing?
I'd tell you I miss you, but I don't know how
I've never heard silence quite this loud

Now I'm standing alone in a crowded room
And we're not speaking
And I'm dying to know, is it killing you
Like it's killing me

I don't know what to say since a twist of fate
When it all broke down
And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now

This is looking like a contest
Of who can act like they care less
But I liked it better when you were on my side

The battle's in your hands now
But I would lay my armor down
If you'd say you'd rather love then fight

So many things that you wish I knew
But the story of us might be ending soon

Now I'm standing alone in a crowded room
And we're not speaking
And I'm dying to know, is it killing you
Like it's killing me

I don't know what to say since a twist of fate
When it all broke down
And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now
Now, now

And we're not speaking
And I'm dying to know, is it killing you
Like it's killing me?

And I don't know what to say since a twist of fate
'Cause we're going down
And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now

The end

Nyanyi lagu ini sambil loncat loncat itu emang paling....(y)

Campuran.Kacau.Joke

Pembonceng: maafin aku lah !!
Korban: apa susahnya ngerem??? Ngelakson gak pernah, nabrak mendadak...
Pembonceng: Aku Gak Punya Otak..!!!
Polisi: Sudah makan dulu sana, ada mie ayam spesial tuhh..

Random abis mameeeeeen -_-v wkwk

Take A Bow - Rihanna

Oh, How about a round of applause, Yeah
A standing ovation
Oooooo, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
You look so dumb right now
Standing outside my house
Trying to apologize
You’re so ugly when you cry
Please, just cut it out


[Chorus]
Don’t tell me you’re sorry cuz you’re not
Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught
But you put on quite a show
You really had me going
But now it’s time to go
Curtain’s finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it’s over now (But it’s over now)
Go on and take a bow
Grab your clothes and get gone (get gone)
You better hurry up
Before the sprinklers come on (come on)
Talkin’ bout’
Girl, I love you, you’re the one
This just looks like a re-run
Please, what else is on (on)

[Chorus]
And don’t tell me you’re sorry cuz you’re not
Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught
But you put on quite a show
You really had me going
But now it’s time to go
Curtain’s finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it’s over now (But it’s over now)
Go on and take a bow

[Bridge]
Oh, And the award for
The best liar goes to you (goes to you)
For making me believe (that you)
That you could be faithful to me
Let’s hear your speech, Oh
How about a round of applause
A standing ovation
But you put on quite a show
Really had me going
Now it’s time to go
Curtain’s finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it’s over now (But it’s over now)
Go on and take a bow
But it’s over now

GEMBALA KAMBING

Suatu hari, Fulan berpapasan dengan seorang gembala dengan kambingnya

Fulan bertanya dengan takjub

Fulan: “Pak, boleh nanya nih?”

Gembala: “Boleh”

Fulan : “Kambing-kambing bapak sehat sekali,bapak kasih makan apa?”

Gembala : “yang mana dulu nih? yang hitam atau yang putih?”

Fulan : “mmmm …Yang hitam dulu deh….”

Gembala : “oh, kalo yang hitam, dia makannya rumput basah”

Fulan : “ohh…kalo yang putih?”

Gembala : “yang putih juga…”

Fulan : “hmmm…kambing-kambing ini, kuat jalan berapa kilo pak?”

Gembala : “yang mana dulu nih? yang hitam atau yang putih?”

Fulan : “mmmm Yang hitam dulu deh….”

Gembala : “oh, kalo yang hitam, 4 km sehari”

Fulan : “kalo yang putih?”

Gembala : “yang putih juga…”

Si Fulan mulai gondok…. : “kambing ini,menghasilkan banyak bulu ngga pak,
pertahunnya?”

Gembala : “yang mana dulu nih? yang hitam atau yang putih?”

Fulan : “(dengan kesalnya) yang hitam dulu deh…”

Gembala : “oh, yang hitam, banyak…10 kg/th”

Fulan : “kalo yang putih…?”

Gembala : “yang putih juga”

Fulan : “BAPAK KENAPA SIH SELALU NGEBEDAIN KAMBING DUA INI, KALO

JAWABANNYA SAMA??????”

Gembala : “oh, gini dik, soalnya yang hitam itu,punya saya….”

Fulan : “Oh gitu pak, maaf kalo saya emosi… , kalo yang putih?”

Gembala : “yang putih juga”

Fulan : #$@%!!??.

*fulan pergi dengan perasaan yang kesal* huahahaha